whoarefranzferdinand:

fiftyshadesofkoenig:

danauercool:

u know arctic monkeys is actually a cute name but when u see who’s in ithe band

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vampire weekend is the opposite though

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franz ferdinand is exactly what you expect

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(Source: milkyytea)

queen-of-love-and-beauty:

Men who can’t cook, clean, or even do their own laundry are not “cute” and “in need of a woman to care for them”. They are spoiled brats so dependent on gender roles that they never bothered to learn the minimal skills to take care of themselves.

dancingtothelight:

I don’t know the source for this otherwise I’d give it

this is where I found it

but this is the most amazing solution to the biggest Harry Potter mystery

original source thanks to a lovely individual

heavenrants:

shitshilarious:

queerqueerspawn:

james-tiqueerius:

queerqueerspawn:

glampersand:

glowcloud:

kittiesinqueerland:

robalyn:

the highlighted area is where Jason Derulo knows what the girls want. london to taiwan.

new york to haiti

greenland is right out

ummm no offense but new york to haiti should be measured as the area between the two latitudes, not the longitudes. this graph is incorrect and vastly underestimates the total region of the earth in which Jason Derulo knows what the girls want

Even measuring that way, Greenland remains right out, as does the entirity of Brazil.

Have we considered measuring by neither latitude nor longitude but in all area that would extend perpendicular from the diagonal of the two places?

There are many different interpretations of the data, and until more is available, we ought not conclude anything at this point.

In light of that, I posit this alternative map of regions where Jason Derulo is potentially claiming where he knows what girls want:

As we can see, if we assume that model, the vast majority of the area where Jason Derulo knows what girls want is either open ocean (the Atlantic, the Mediterranean Sea) or sparsely populated (the northern Sahara, the northern Arabian Desert, various desert portions of Iran and Afghanistan, and the southern Tibetan Plateau). Four of the ten most populated countries on the planet have no territory in it (Nigeria, Brazil, Japan, and Indonesia), and two which do have relatively little territory in it (the US and Russia). It is suggested that for all his boasting, Jason Derulo does not know what a probable majority of the world’s girls want.

Perhaps Jason Derulo’s intention was never to proclaim to be omnipotent to the interests of the female gender. Perhaps he was instead expressing his humanity, or the limits of his knowledge. I applaud Jason Derulo. Jason Derulo is not just another 2 dimensional character. Jason Derulo has depth.Jason Derulo has limitations and has come to terms with them. Jason Derulo knows Jason Derulo. Thats why he makes it a point to say his name so much.

This post was wild from jump to finish

methlabrador:

what if one day for 24 hours everyone with a tumblr turned into whatever their url is 

i am my url

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.
rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.
rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.
rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.
rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.
rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.

rocknrollercoaster:

Rappers with puppies.

snowingblackout:

i-am-benedict-cumberlocked:

No, but can you imagine Muggle borns in Astronomy and one of them looks up and whispers “Space, the final frontier.” and the other Muggle borns join in right away and all the pure bloods and the professor are just WTFing all over the place

partifoul:

birchsoda:

nazmat:

hotanimebabe:

straight dudes 100 percent of their lives

I didn’t think people like this actually existed

Here we see the Greater Douchebag in one of their natural habitats. Like many poisonous animals, the bright colors are a warning to stay away.

the no homo sapiens

(Source: thepaulfamilydynasty)

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