"Whatcha thinkin’ bout?"
"Stars and stuff"
make me choose
↳ theclashofqueens asked: sirius black or remus lupin
hey you kids wanna buy some drugs
basically the first interaction between humans and a snake ever
#bible jokes#yo check out this knowledge fruit#it’ll totally be the best thing ever#he wants to lead you down the path to righteousness#i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks#snake (via vantasticmess)
We’re pretty close. 😕💕
I feel this
So customers have been complementing me in bar even though it’s only my second night and I didn’t ever get any actual bar training and my dick manager who said I’m too angry and don’t smile enough to be a bartender was like “Yea, but I bet old racist homophobes hate you.”
Like, of course they do. I try very hard to make them hate me.